10 Knock-Knock Jokes Guaranteed To Make Your Crush LOL!

When it comes down to making a lasting first impression on someone you're crushing hard on, timing and originality can make all the difference. And what better way than with some good old-fashioned knock-knock jokes?

Here are 10 knock-knock jokes that will surely get your crush rolling in laughter:

1. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No, you'll just have to moo-ve along and wait for the punchline!

2. Knock knock!

Who's there?

A man with a broken leg.

What did he say when I asked him what was wrong?

3. Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

How can you tell if Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson just walked into your house without knocking on the door?

Because everyone else heard his theme song coming from outside!

4. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus.

What did he say when I opened up?

5. Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

A chicken in a suit and tie

Wait for it...

6. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Napoleon

Short but sweet, right?

7. Knock knock! Who's there? How can you tell if someone is secretly an alien from the planet Zorgon without them telling anyone?

Because they always ask 'Take me to your leader!' when they come over for dinner.

8. Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

A chicken

Egg-cellent joke coming up, so stay tuned!

9. Knock knock! Who's there? A man with a pet parrot.

What did he say to his wife after the bird swore in front of their guests?

10. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Darth Vader

No, wait...

So go ahead and surprise your crush with these hilarious knock-knock jokes that will surely make them crack up (pun intended). Just remember: timing is everything!

References:

- https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Good-Knock-Knock-Joke

Knock knock jokes for crush